February 2012
i am in such a shitty mood i'm surprised there...
the world: hey man we've got some really serious problems like global warming and mass economic failure and riots and genocide and aids and cancer and your healthcare system is shit so maybe we should get to work
US government: sit down I have to stop people from sharing things online
US government: also pizza is vegetables
“I like rain and mist. I’ve never understood why people exclaim over bright skies...”
– Franny Billingsley (via cassket)
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
prettykinkythings:
Reblogging because it literally made me laugh out loud.
safeword:
sitting here jealous of subs/masochists who can tie themselves up or hurt themselves when they masturbate
like i know for most people it’s not as good as when someone else does it but like
what am i supposed to do, take a flogger to my pillow
handcuff one chair leg to another
tell my laundry it’s a...
